tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2862729565948191502.post4886976247353551733..comments2023-10-30T06:21:18.757-04:00Comments on John Kelly's Voxford: Strange Things I Have SeenJohn Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15518490709206494331noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2862729565948191502.post-47968264856953108472008-06-12T19:29:00.000-04:002008-06-12T19:29:00.000-04:00Can't wait until you get back to the WashPost . . ...Can't wait until you get back to the WashPost . . . it's gotta be soon.<BR/><BR/>You obviously haven't spent much time in women's, uh, washrooms. That bag just screams "tampon" to me. Perfectly unexceptional, unfortunately, in the ladies room.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2862729565948191502.post-48076860358253547342008-06-11T19:45:00.000-04:002008-06-11T19:45:00.000-04:00The disposal bag is thusly named to avoid embarras...The disposal bag is thusly named to avoid embarrassing you squeamish menfolk, of course.Suburban Correspondenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11488916572135296650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2862729565948191502.post-76800547709095863692008-06-11T19:03:00.000-04:002008-06-11T19:03:00.000-04:00@Ken: I already had my mid-life crisis, a little e...@Ken: I already had my mid-life crisis, a little early but then I've always been precocious. I'd like to have another but I don't think I'm allowed. <BR/><BR/>@MfA: I had literally 45 minutes at the Science Museum, in between a West End matinee ("The Harder They Come") and an 8 p.m. curtain ("The 39 Steps"). I recommend them both. <BR/><BR/>@Henry: Dead man under a pedalo? Wasn't that a Morse? OrJohn Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15518490709206494331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2862729565948191502.post-49922194133514763512008-06-11T10:06:00.000-04:002008-06-11T10:06:00.000-04:00Apart from those that are kept in stately homes, ...Apart from those that are kept in stately homes, of course. Elephants that is. The trousers were watertight, which is a benefit. The inclement weather related to a private indisposition. I once travelled to Bangladesh, where I saw toads mating. There are chain stores in Bangladesh, I'm informed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2862729565948191502.post-1040559426106315762008-06-11T08:52:00.000-04:002008-06-11T08:52:00.000-04:00Perhaps it doesn't spin because it didn't go on th...Perhaps it doesn't spin because it didn't go on the brewery tour with John and isn't "lubricated".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2862729565948191502.post-88102505363283978562008-06-11T06:50:00.000-04:002008-06-11T06:50:00.000-04:00So everything starts spinning right after John's t...So everything starts spinning right after John's trip to the Brewery. Hmmm....<BR/><BR/>Ken: obviously the middle pedalo isn't spinning because there is a dead middle-aged man stuck underneath it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2862729565948191502.post-21460741142783626382008-06-11T06:46:00.000-04:002008-06-11T06:46:00.000-04:00So close to the V&A and you skipped "the Supremes ...So close to the V&A and you skipped "the Supremes Story", how shocking!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2862729565948191502.post-14210327791640104372008-06-11T04:32:00.000-04:002008-06-11T04:32:00.000-04:00John - why isn't the middle pedalo spinning? There...John - why isn't the middle pedalo spinning? <BR/><BR/>There's a melancholy feel to this - are you sure you're not having an early mid-life crisis?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com